Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.
See below:-
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .
5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.
13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.
His era of dominance is over.
22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.
He’s making a promising start so far.
23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?
That one still dey sing/play sef?
24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.
This list is just for Fun!!
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