Shockwaves are reverberating across Yorùbáland and the global Yorùbá diaspora following the sudden death of the Baba Ọba (King’s Father) of the famed Oyotunji African Village in South Carolina, USA. The late Baba Ọba, Lukman Arohunfale, a revered socialite and traditionalist, passed away under circumstances already sparking fierce controversy. His death comes just days after he publicly accused the newly installed Alaafin of Oyo, His Imperial Majesty Oba Akeem Adéyẹmọ Owoade, of allegedly ordering his courtiers to beat him mercilessly during a recent courtesy visit to the Oyo palace in Nigeria. In a widely circulated voice recording, the deceased recounted how what was meant to be a simple homage turned violent. Although the Baba Ọba had reportedly battled ill health in the past year, growing insinuations suggest that the alleged physical assault may have aggravated his condition, ultimately leading to his untimely death. The palace in Oyo recently denied that s...
A video is going viral of a man being caught cheating on his girlfriend, and the length he goes to to try get away with it is RIDICULOUS.
According to the post on Facebook, he was busted by his girlfriend when about to do the dirty with another woman and decided to pretend that his ‘mate’ was a sex doll to get away with it.
The girlfriend is understandably angry, and starts shouting: “What the Bleep is going on here? Who the Bleep is this?”
The guy responds: “It’s a bleeping sex doll” He goes the full way, too, even producing a receipt that he claims proves his purchase of the sex doll.
The other woman, for her part, is committed to the role, standing on the stairs frozen. The guy’s girlfriend is not having it though, and starts to push her. The half-Unclad woman even attempts to ask her to stop in a robot voice, but she can only go so far and snaps before starting to gather her things to leave.
Even this isn’t enough to get the unfaithful guy to drop his act. In fact, he doubles down, saying: “I’ve got a receipt. It is malfunctioning. I don’t know why she is moving. It comes with reflexes”
You’ve got to hand it to him, he is trying his very best to sell it. It’s probably for the best if this turns out to be fake. It doesn’t exactly paint human intelligence in the best light, does it?
There are some bits of friendly advice to take from this. In all relationships, honestly is the best policy. If you lie and then lie again to cover the first lie eventually you’ll be caught out.
The human mind isn’t smart enough to keep track of all of the possible strands of lies and the directions that they can take.
The second piece of advice that you need to bear in mind is that if you’re going to lie, make it believable for God’s sake. Things that sound ridiculous usually are.
The third and final piece of advice, if you forgot to follow the other two, is that if you’re caught red handed, just own up. It’ll be over quicker if you come clean.
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