On several occasions, I have accidentally bumped into ladies rooms when they were dressing up and below are the hilarious ways they act when you see them unclad.
Note: Don't think it was a deliberate act, it was just accidental
*Clears throat*
10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad
1. They Scream loudly
This is very common with every lady. When you enter her room without knocking and see her unclad she will scream so loud as if you point gun at her
2. They start Avoiding you
This is also very common with every lady. Some of them do shakara pass Agbani Darego that you will begin to wonder if there's a man on earth that is worthy of seeing their unclothedness. The moment you see these ones unclad they feel embarrassed and start avoiding you afterwards.
3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover themselves
I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped into her room without knocking. She quickly looked for an object to grab just to cover herself up but unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis babe grab newspaper take cover body.. Smh
4. They start raining Curses on you
Some ladies will start raining curses on you with sango, ogun and the likes that you will begin to wonder if there's anything special in their bodies which you haven't seen before.
5. They make Ra.pe allegation against you
I have once experienced this sometime last year. When I bumped into her room and accidentally saw her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the door and locked it with keys after which she started calling neighbours to come to her rescue from rape :o
6. They resort to Rape you
This is not an exaggeration at all. It once happened to a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them will quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to kuku do it, after all, you have seen what they have been hiding from you. :D
7. They start Interrogating you
Some of them will start throwing relevant and irrelevant questions in the process. They start asking expected questions such as, "can't you knock?, don't you know I'm unclad before entering my room?", " now that you have seen me unclad, you are happy now shey? B4 nko why I no go happy? :D
8. They Run like Usain Bolt
I remember vividly when one babe in my villa was coming from the bathroom when her towel unexpectedly untied from her body when all guys were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You need to see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I swear Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her
9. They quickly switch off the light
Let's assume it happened at night, some of them will quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you to vacate the room
10. They start Wailing
Some of them will become PDP tyrants immediately. They will start telling you how you have no regard for a lady and that you were supposed to close your eyes instead of staring at their unclothedness
I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
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